Yea BOIIII!

I really like my papers to be aesthetically pleasing. So much so, that I frequently create a place for my title, even before I know what the title will be. I type it in bold and underline it, as if it were a real title, but I just put something incredibly random to fill the space.

Today, I was writing a particularly long and boring paper, so I decided to create a fun fake title to cheer myself up. Proudly displayed at the top of my page were the words "Title: Yea BOIIIII!" (Random, I know).

After hours upon hours of typing, with regular distractions of course, I read over the entire paper one last time to check for errors, and went to hit the print button. With my finger hovering over the mouse, I realized at last minute that I had yet to come up with a new title and had almost made the tragic mistake of printing off an entire observational narrative with a popular rapper phrase as the title. Had my good friend Andrew not sent me an Instant Message at that exact moment, causing a little IM chat box to pop up right in front of my paper, I probably wouldn't have even noticed.

I wonder what my professors would think...