Dear Future Husband (Christmas Card Edition):

My darling,

I know you probably lay awake at night dreaming of one day sending those Shutterfly greeting cards with pictures of our adorable (thanks to your good looks) future children to all our friends and family, but...might I suggest an alternative?

I have full faith in your booty-shaking abilities.

Can't wait to create rap-worthy memories with you.

Love,

Your unconventional future wife