In this edition of "Things I Will Never Understand"

Brushing your teeth before flossing.

Seriously, do you not see all the nasty stuff that comes out from its hiding place in between your filthy teeth when you floss?  (side note: Cadence and I call those "sugar bugs") How can you live with yourself knowing you have just brought it all to the surface and not armed yourself with any sufficient method for brushing it away?

P.S. Rumor has it, I use excessive amounts of floss.

P.P.S. Did you guys hear I got a JUSTIN BIEBER SINGING TOOTHBRUSH?