Just Between You & Me
Yeah, it did to me, too. Until Mr. Right showed up, pursued her intensely and beautifully and so so romantically. Naturally they fell madly in love and lived happily ever after.
Meanwhile, my niece is currently sticking her toes one-by-one under my rarely-closed bedroom door because she only mildly grasps the concept of her auntie "taking space," (well, wouldn't you after reading the literal storybook ending to your current life circumstance and realizing it is, indeed, only a story and not your real life???) and she feels she will most certainly die of boredom if I don't come out and play with her RIGHT THIS SECOND.
Also, I still need to cook dinner.
And if Mr. Right is living somewhere near Henderson, Nevada, he sure is taking his sweet and precious time finding me.