That awkward moment when...
...you let your brother-in-law cut your bangs in an attempt to save a buck.
In his defense, I fully encouraged this activity (it may or may not have even been my idea).
In my defense...I have none.
I've made this mistake far too many times for it to be even remotely acceptable for me to try self-trimming my bangs anymore. It always sounds like such a good idea at the time. And it never, ever ends well.