Awkward and Awesome Thursday

AWKWARD:

• Attending Schuyler's induction ceremony into Phi Kappa Phi (a sophisticated, exclusive, invite-only honors society)... meanwhile, the Queer Resource Center is having a concert in the park blocks just outside the windows.  It was like my two worlds collided.
• The 15-minute sunburn I received on my freshly exposed neck.  My first short-haircut casualty.
• When my upstairs neighbors forget to turn off their alarm before getting in the shower... at 5:00am.  Seriously?  Do they EVER sleep?
• The sour-smelling man with size 38 Double D breasts who squished into the seat next to me on the bus Monday morning.  How do I know the exact size of his breasts, you ask?  Well, because he spent the entire commute talking about them. 
• Accidentally letting it slip to Schuyler that we have a bed bug outbreak at work.  Have had it since I started, actually.  Ooopsies.

AWESOME:

• The birthday flowers I got from work two weeks ago are currently sitting on my desk and still just as gorgeous as ever!
• There is a children's fencing club that practices in the park outside my house.  So adorably impressive!
• Mystery Birthday Packages from Amazon.com.  Mad props to my baby sister for pulling off a truly  epic birthday surprise.
• E-mailing my final process recording for my first year of grad school.  I did a legitimate happy dance after I clicked the send button. 
• Lazy Susans.  Which remind me of the original 1968 version of "Yours, Mine, and Ours."  Specifically the scene where Lucille Ball is served a few too many screwdrivers by Henry Fonda's kids.  Ohhh  sweet childhood memories.  (PS If you haven't seen this version, I demand you watch it before the summer is over)